This Week’s Tweets

I love Neil Diamond and I don't care who knows it. In other news, she DOES got the way to move me, Cherry. #
Impromptu old guy parade in Hoboken. Because obviously. http://twitpic.com/5w8asa #
Great interview with @stupidcancer in the latest @NCIBulletin. Congrats Matthew! #
Lucy thinks the parasite makes for a comfy pillow. http://twitpic.com/5wt0sy #
I have [...]

This One’s for Uke, Dad

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Poor Rocco just walked in on me watching a step by step video tutorial on creating the perfect vagina cupcake.  I can hear him hiding the cupcake tins already.

In other news, it’s my dad’s birthday today.  So I have to show off this super adorable Polaroid I found of him while unpacking.

Don’t worry, Mom has a [...]

Soggy Much?

So why didn’t anyone tell me a Glucose test involved getting stabbed four times?  FOUR.  I look like a junky.  Or a cancer patient.  Or someone on dialysis.  Or a pregnant chick that just had her blood drawn four times.

I’m losing control of this analogy rather quickly.

Speaking of things I’m rapidly losing control of, let me [...]

Man Babies

I really have to work on my time management skills.  Losing my morning to a 3 hour lab test takes away all my blogging time, damnit!  So it’s another short one.  Which is probably for the best seeing as how I have no words to describe what I’m about to share with you.

Her First Period

Just a short one today because my hands are too swollen to type.  More on that later.  That’s what she said.  Or something.

*sigh*

This is 90% safe for work.  With headphones it’s 100% safe for work.  Also it’s 100% squirmy.  Not unlike my parasite.

Her First Period – watch more [...]

Home

I was totally lost in the repetition of matching the paint roller’s rhythmic thumps to James Brown’s grunts as I applied a second coat of Sapphire Berry paint to the nursery walls.  As I moved under the eave, I noticed a new sound.  At first, I assumed it must be a construction noise from across the [...]

This Week’s Tweets

I sure hope these come in kitty sizes…or maybe infant sizes. — Magical Unicorn Pug Hat http://t.co/LU647N3 #
UPS says my desk will arrive today! Which means I can finally set up my computer! Which means *passes out from excitement* #
Step one. Yes boxes WERE involved. But Justin wasn't here with his junk. [...]

Skip to My Uke

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*knock, knock, knock*

Remember me?

No?  Really?  Not at all?

*sigh*

Does this jog any memories?

Right, I thought so.

Speaking of thinking, I think I’m back.  I mean, I have an internet connection and a computer and all those components crucial to spreading my vaginal ramblings all over the Interwebz.  Now we’ll just see how much painting I get [...]

This Week’s Tweets

Call on world leaders to fight non-communicable diseases like diabetes and cancer. http://t.co/n6I1c5T #LIVESTRONG #FuckCancer #
Dear Interwebz, I'm not dead – just distracted. Pinky [...]

This Week’s Tweets

Even the auto shops are cute in Virginia. And no, don't ask why we need an auto shop. http://twitpic.com/5lmv4e #
Interstate kitty. http://twitpic.com/5m3e0f #
NYC bound with Herbert. Standby with glitter and misters. @pugalistatrest @subwow @avapidblonde @wickedshawn @pattypunker @brilliantsulk #
This train smells like a dentist's office. There's a reason they don't make scented candles in this [...]

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