- Was that the Jersey state line already? *panics, teases hair, applies press-on nails, practices fist pumps* Ok, carry on. #
- Those considering mating with a time-traveling sea-monkey, you've been warned: http://t.co/1Wl2XUj @sprocketink @pugalistatrest @orjustbeth #
- Dammit autocorrect! I did not type, "I'll feces the package later today." #
- Who has two thumbs, an unhealthy obsession with petite lap giraffes, and final approval on her mortgage… #
- Hell's yes, Albany! Now let's deck the streets in purple glitter and blast some Gloria Gaynor! #
Yeah, way to go, New York! Four votes — phew!
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It’s always important to remember to tease hair BEFORE applying press-on nails or they’ll pop right off and get stuck in your hair. Don’t ask how I know this.
And New York has me all excited with hope. Yay!
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