Pejazzling – More Shit I Can’t Make Up

I Sprocketed again today, people.  Apparently Osama is going to be in a porno.  I can’t make this shit up.

Speaking of shit I can’t make up, the people that brought you vajazzling just introduced a revolutionary new product – The Pejazzle!

Oh thank heavens!  Speaking of which, if you’re planning on getting sucked up to those heavens on Saturday fellas, you’re gonna want to get a move on bedazzling your junk.  Time (and glitter) is of the essence.  Righteous ladies like shiny things.

The line of Pejazzle jewels work just like the ones they make for the ladies.  You have to wax your bits, then carefully glue on your “decorations.”

You can choose from all sorts of sexy designs – like a pair of red glittery ladies lips.  Which, personally, I would find rather disconcerting and would doubtlessly be distracted by thoughts of double dipping douches like Ahhhnold and Tiger.  Or for you athletic types, they have an iron cross pattern you can slap on your sack for your big Iron Man competitions.  I’m sure THAT won’t chafe at all in a wetsuit.

But really?  I’m envisioning this:

Richard Simmons = Rhinestones. Duh.

Those Brits really know how to have a good time, don’t they?  Come to think of it, ramming jewel encrusted things in and out of their faces might explain those stereotypically dicey teeth…

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