This Week’s Tweets

• Nothing makes me feel classier than sharpie-ing up my shoes for a night on the town. #
• Should you need a Bin Laden break – Might Be a Little Douchey, But It's Natural. http://www.makesfunofstuff.com/?p=472 @MakesFun #
• Why am I still surprised to see my husband get all emotional over a Miley Cyrus movie? Better question, why are we watching this movie? #
• I can't decide if I'm outraged our depressed. Maybe both. — http://sprocketink.com/get-your-mrs/ #
• "Boil beans in water until soft." How hard can that be? *cue explosion* #Shouldn #039;tBeAllowedToCook #
• Cinco de Mayo! My kingdom for a margarita. I wonder if Kate Middleton thinks twice before using that phrase these days… #
• Barack isn't the only one sporting the smooth moves in the White House — http://sprocketink.com/dont-forget-about-michelle/ @sprocketink #
• …and then I was quoted in the same article as Jake Shimabukuro and Julia Nunes. Squee! http://t.co/hAoI9js via @washingtonpost #

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