Dear Monday, suck it. #
SQUEE!!! http://youtu.be/6CloKbXtD28 #greenwithenvy #
Relax. No one is going to come between you and your precious Bradley Cooper this weekend. — http://bit.ly/jvqhZw @sprocketink #
Note to self: You're not actually "ready to walk out the door" until you put on some pants. #AtLeastIDidntActuallyLeaveTheBuilding #
It's amazing just how much time a girl can loose by [...]
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 Oh hi. It’s Friday again. I’m not sure how that keeps sneaking up on me seeing as how it happens damn near every week, but somehow it does. The adorable Kirsten (you might remember her as the dear sweet gal that requested Red River Valley for her dad) emailed me to point out that Monday is “My [...] In keeping with this weeks unofficial theme of “I swear I had something to write about but I keep forgetting it because I’m pretty sure I’ve stopped sleeping all together but I keep having these waking dreams and I can’t quite separate them from reality but I’m relatively sure I didn’t actually have a conversation with [...]  I don’t think I’ve ever written a Wordless Wednesday post. If I did, I probably didn’t do it right. I mean, I’m allegedly writing one now and I’m already on my third sentence. But sentences are ok, right? It’s not called Sentenceless Wednesday, now is it? So all I have to [...] *stares at computer screen* *dusts keyboard, looks at screen, shuffles papers, looks out window, watches guy in trucker hat and wife beater trip over planter while texting* *giggles* *looks at computer screen, cleans fingernails, checks twitter, switches back to wordpress tab, plays the drum solo from “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” with toes* *stares at blank screen, rubs cat belly, looks up origination of [...] I’ve officially achieved a whole new level of crabby. Rocco: Good morning, beautiful. Me: Fuck you. I can’t decide if it’s day seven of consecutive overcast skies, hormones, delayed moving dates, aching joints, tornadoes, an impending visit with Aloysius, the lack of floating people on Saturday, my failed hard drive, or the fact that none of my underwear fit [...] Haunted Hoboken http://twitpic.com/4y3lmb # I had every intention of learning Blondie’s “Rapture” for today BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY but that’s a whole mess of rap, y’all. And it’s practically all one chord. And four minutes of playing the same chord while trying to rhythmically rap french lines makes both my fingers AND my head cramp. So that didn’t happen. Y’all will just [...]  Speaking of shit I can’t make up, the people that brought you vajazzling just introduced a revolutionary new product – The Pejazzle! [...] The trees look like Muppets this morning – their leaves bouncing in disjointed, hyper-animated movements, beckoning and warning me simultaneously. There I see an alligator. Over there, just above the doorway, I see a small crab. Then suddenly the wind ceases and so do they. I love the rain. Not just because it knocks down all the [...] |
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