This Week’s Tweets

• Today is a day for grilled cheeses, cheerful movies, and complete denial – not necessarily in that order. #
• Real baby giraffes are almost as cute as miniature lap giraffes. Which allegedly aren't real. Whatevs. — http://t.co/VP539rG #
• For my next trick, I will cover every square inch of surface area on this couch with only my body and a throw. Tah dah. #
• You should eat eggs for breakfast instead of paint chips. It's healthier. True story. — http://sprocketink.com/?p=3715 @sprocketink #
• I don't get offended often. Mark today down in your calendar as a historic day. Also? Get me something to stab. #
• Does Snooki remind you of Yoda, or is it just me? http://sprocketink.com/could-snooki-be-yoda/ @sprocketink #
• Mildred is proposing another means to escape this apartment. http://twitpic.com/4i0mt7 #
• This day can blow me. Is it too early to just go to bed and try again tomorrow? #
• This isn't making my headache any better. Poor, defiled unicorn. — http://awe.sm/5Hubb #
• You know who just joined Twitter and makes me want to sing Safety Dance while wearing shiny nylon? @SaladMurderer Follow her. STAT. #FF #
• Dear @actuallynph, I'm here – row AA, seat 10. Just in case you're up for a quick non-sexual smooch mid performance. #
• So far? *swoon* And I'm still in my seat, just in case, @actuallynph. #

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