Friday I’m in Uke (a.k.a. the one where you can win a hand painted ukulele, baby.)

So my surprise?  Is actually only 18 inches.  But each one of those 18 inches is exquisite, dammit.

If you don’t have the patience to watch the video, I’ll sum it up for you:  Today is my blogiversary and I’m giving away a hand painted (by me) ukulele to one of you lucky bitches.

But you have to promise to love him, and pet him, and call him…something.  If you want to name him George, that’s cool.  But you could name him Archibald, too.  Or Lester…and you could call him Mo for short.  I’m having a hard time NOT naming him myself, but I think that right should go to his new owner.

Once I pick one.

Which I will do next Friday with one of those random generator thingamawhatzits.

You’re practically foaming at the mouth in anticipation of winning this bad boy, aren’t you?  Enter as many times as you’d like, kids.  You can comment here, or on youtube, or you can tweet it, or you can facebook it, or you could blog about it…each one will count as an entry.  And if you’re technologically terrified and don’t want to comment, or tweet, or facebook, or whatever else, you can send me an email with pictures of miniature ponies wearing sneakers instead.

You have until next Friday, April 1st (purely accidental date selection kids – I’m really, truly giving away the uke) to enter.

Also, because I’m scared of government red tape, I’m limiting entries to Canada and the US.  Custom forms frighten me.  I’m sorry.

Happy booze time!

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• Greatest Love (No, Not Whitney)
• Sweet Uke of Mine
• I’m a Believer
• All Out of Uke
• Hello (I Still Don’t Know How to Work the Word “Uke” Into A Single Word Title and It Frustrates Me But There’s Cold Beer Waiting, Damnit So Let’s Just Move On Already)