Sometimes a girl needs a meme to entertain her seven readers while she’s driving down to VA on an epic quest to procure a chicken biscuit and some ranch dressing. This is such a time. This is such a meme. And I owe it all to Jerrod over from The Yellow Factor.
Oh c’mon. All the cool kids are doing it. Play along!
The meme rules/questions:
1. What’s your name/your Blogger name?
2. What’s your blog’s name/URL?
3. Write “the quick fox jumps over the lazy dog”.
4. Favorite quote?
5. Your Favorite song?
6. Your favorite band/singers?
7. Anything else you want to say?
8. Tag 3-5 other people.
So yeah. Then this happened.
Good fucking luck reading THAT. I could translate it and type it up for you, but I think we both know that neither of us has that sort of attention span, no? Did I just start typing with a Spanish accent? Muy bueno.
It’s my mission to somehow shadow you for a day. Maybe a week.
Totally not creepy though.
I think that goes without saying.
Mmmm pastry.
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You have to do it in platform boots. And a tiara. Because it would amuse me.
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I used my Nancy Drew powers and secret decoder ring to decipher the hidden message and I think I know what I need to do now.
Having sex with that many people in a sixty minute time frame is going to be difficult and fraught with danger but I’m willing to do that so I can complete and post my handwritten list in time.
I sure hope I got this right!
Dufmanno´s last [type] ..The Confirmation Reception Made Me Feel Bleak
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Sixty breeds of crustaceans. And they should be the color of the Holy Ghost. And write everything in glitter, k?
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I had no idea you were in the medical profession! Don’t lie. The handwriting proves it.
Vinny C´s last [type] ..Unusual Outcomes
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I blame my parents. And all that time I spent in and out of psychiatric hospitals.
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GOLD!
subWOW´s last [type] ..PSA- I am a walking liability
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I meant GOLD to Vinny C’s comment. Not to GOLD to your being in and out of the psych ward. Who hasn’t right?
subWOW´s last [type] ..PSA- I am a walking liability
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oh just wait until that little blueberry becomes the size of a canteloupe. i dunno who’s idea it was to place a woman’s bladder near the uterus, but anatomical fail.
hellz yeah i dot my i’s with ♥s. how did you know?
pattypunker´s last [type] ..look ma- i won an award!
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I’m already stockpiling Depends.
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I think I love your handwriting.
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You should see my work with sharpies and my brothers’ foreheads.
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Are you like Jigglypuff??!!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/When-Jigglypuff-Whips-Out-Her-Sharpie-You-Know-Shits-Going-Down/144378995590135
p.s. Yes. Get ready for knowing all sorts of these things you don’t wish to know now…
subWOW´s last [type] ..PSA- I am a walking liability
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*blink, blink*
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If it’s any consolation the little butter bean will probably never have to learn to write, especially if they inherit your rainbow drawing skills! Lots of money to be made there!
SisterMerryHellish´s last [type] ..Stop Saying WEENIS!
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If we have to compare this alien to random produce, I much prefer the idea of shooting a butter bean out my hooch than a cantaloupe.
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I feel like I need to get my reading glasses out except I don’t wear any.
Andrea´s last [type] ..More Human Than Human
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It helps is you squint and eat a strawberry mentos.
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How is it that I honed in on the Peter Paul and Mary? Must be a Middleton!
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PS Congrats on the little one, you know that Peter Paul and Mommy is a must listen for babies and toddlers.
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I can’t stop listening to 500 miles lately. Yum.
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I want to play! I used my super-lasik vision to read your artsy handwriting.
The Sweetest´s last [type] ..Tangy Tomato Soup
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Consider yourself tagged!
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Wait. Wait. The meme’s cool and all, but, gurl, are you really driving down to the motherland for a biscuit? xo
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I just had one for breakfast, too. Also, I might stay here for a week or so. At least long enough to grab some Stameys to bring back to you lovelies. Any requests?
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I spotted Nina Simone and guessed you loved to pee. I totally barely could read that one, it just sort of goes without saying, for the next several months. I love your rainbow. (interpret that however you please)
Wicked Shawn´s last [type] ..Goody Goody Gumdrops!!!
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My rainbow loves you too!
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I’m going to blame it on my iPhone
Because I love you
And because it’s true
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Is this a way to tell me that I am old and decrepit and my eyesight is failing me? It’s not your handwriting, it is the COLOR of your ink! That’s it. I am going to do with Virtual Invisible Ink and you all need to squeeze lemon juice in your eyes before you can see the words!
By the way, I am going to do this in Chinese.
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Oh never mind. I forgot how to write Chinese. Or many of them. Have you seen them? Srly. So hard to write. Hurt my hands. That’s why I came to America! (Cue Team America World Palace theme song…) Thank you for tagging me. I will do it on the plane while yelling BONG!
subWOW´s last [type] ..PSA- I am a walking liability
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Grrrl, you da bong. Why don’t you ever fly to see me? *Sigh*
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