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So first, please tell me there’s some sort of spam filter I can add to my mailbox so I stop receiving countless photos of sushi porn. If I see one more slice of raw tuna I’m gonna spew all over this keyboard. Again. Does This Make Anyone Else Dry Heave? You know what doesn’t make me dry [...] Unless Betty White just walked through here with a goblet filled with glitter, I may have just dozed off a moment. # Once upon a time, my dad was a quiet, unassuming man. Then he started drinking wine straight from the bottle. And socializing with neighbors. Then he retired and started talking to total strangers. And now we can’t get him to shut up.
So um, the random talking at the end? Once upon a time Thom [...] I just got another “Status of the Parasite” email from the creepy BabyStalker website. Apparently F.T. has webbed hands and feet now. Gross. Also? It’s tail is almost gone. Double gross. Lastly? In his brain, nerve cells are branching out to connect with one another, forming primitive neural pathways. He's Got Rocco's Forehead Which I read as, “In [...] Yup, I’m still down south in the land of pine. Yup, I’m still phoning it in. But this time it’s educational. AND awesome. And easily the best narration ever in the history of the universe. I dare you not to giggle. Also, I’m totally going to quiz you later on the eating habits of the crazy, nasty-ass honey [...] I finally figured out why the woods down here smell so much nicer than New Jersey.
UPDATED: Sorry, Interwebz. I can’t seem to fix it from my phone. This is probably another one of those secrets that Demi Moore doesn’t want me to expose to the world. *sigh* UPDATED AGAIN: Here you go, folks – the [...] I had every intention of sharing this jewel with you last week, but then I decided to save it for this week. Yup, I went and saved Jesus for a week. Because sometimes a girl just has to turn around and save Jesus right back. Or something. *looks to sky for bolt of lightning* Nothing? Well then [...] Dear Grammys, please don't suck. I wait all year for you. # I hope you have a box of tissues handy, ’cause today’s video is sort of a ukelogy. If you don’t already know Elizabeth, swing on over to her place and catch up on what she’s been going through the past month or so. She’s just beautiful…and it hurts my heart to see her heart hurt. (Say [...] So seeing as how I’m hoping to someday trick someone into publishing that book of mine, I’ve been reading a lot of memoirs, cancer ones in particular. That’s how I ended up reading The Middle Place. And that’s when I decided all hope was lost for me and Lymphomania because HOLY FUCK THAT LADY CAN WRITE. He [...] |
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