A Bushel and a Uke

I always feel like I need to apologize for posting these things.  *sigh*

Today class, we’re going to try and cheer up Vapid.  Because she’s elbow deep in snow and funk.  Which is way better than being elbow deep in swans.  Probably.

*double sigh*

Let’s just go on ahead and get this out of the way.  You should probably remove all animals from the room before hitting play ’cause this one’s awfully high pitched.  Even Mildred howled a bit when I was practicing.  Then again she also howls at the dishwasher.  I’m trying not to take that personally.

Also I don’t know why my shoulders are in my ears.  I blame the cold.  And Vapid.

Happy Friday, lovelies!  Stay warm and dry.  Or at least warm.  Because dry chafes.  I’m going to stop talking now.  Any second.  No really.

Really.

Heh.


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47 thoughts on “A Bushel and a Uke

      1. Y’all all make me feel all squishy and lovey. Or maybe that is the chocolate and then y’all. Tough call. The love is definitely for y’all. The chocolate may be responsible for the squishy.

  1. Love that song! And I didn’t think your shoulders were too high, I just thought you misplaced that miracle bra you wrote about and possibly trying to lift your ‘girls’ back to their rightful place. I mean, Herbert is kind of a limelight hog.

  2. I am so glad it helped to cheer her up!! It made me smile too – rough week! 🙂

    I love your songs! Keep singing Elly – it is a bright spot in a lot of our weeks. AND IT IS MOST DEFINITELY motherfuckingboozetime!

  3. OMG I’m so bummed! I have a kid laying in the bed next to me, and I’m dying to hear the video! I will have to come back! Nothing makes my day like a song which will cause the dogs to haul! I’m sure Vapid is touched beyond words for your thoughtfulness!

  4. In my next life I will be able to sing. And play a musical instrument, any musical instrument. And know how to make a video. And be able to get commentluv on my blog. Is that too much to ask for?

  5. Gosh I love you.
    Anyway, as a result of this the magnetic poles reversed and Vapid is now sitting on top of the world as the official brand new t-shirt wearing champion of all cartoon captions.
    I’m getting ready to ride the wave of celebrity that’s sure to follow while holding on to the hem of her well tailored skirt.
    You know, since she always has the best outfits.
    I’m sorry I’m late, I had flu:(

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