Really that title has nothing to do with today’s post. It’s just my new favorite word. (Thanks, Nicole!)
Actually, today’s post is all over the place. Like LiLo’s crotch! We might as well go ahead and stretch that joke all week. Like LiLo’s crotch! Ok enough. I’m done. Like LiLo’s….Ahem.
If your attention span today is anything like mine, you’ll be relieved to know this post isn’t about anything. Like, at all. I just felt the need to smack up some of the things that distract me from accomplishing anything on a given day in the hopes that you will be distracted too and I can validate my inefficiencies with the knowledge that I’m not the only watching these things over and over (and over) again instead of actually working. Or, you know, writing sentences that adhere to the laws of grammar. Which reminds me!
“Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.”
That little literary lollipop is from this post at the Fluency Project. If you click through, you’ll find twenty-four more analogies and metaphors selected by teachers from the work of their high school students. I’m trying to memorize them all so I can randomly throw them into conversations with strangers just to hear their, “deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.”
So I found this little graphic while trolling around the internet yesterday. It’s fascinating, right? I can’t stop looking at it. In the same way I can never look away from praying mantises, congealed ham fat, and the cast of the Jersey Shore. I just might have cured myself of my little Jean Luc obsession. *fingers crossed*
Have you heard that Willow Smith track with all the hair whipping yet? You know, the one that makes you want to fill your ears with searing hot paper clips after about twenty seconds? Well someone figured out how to make listening to those twenty seconds of screeching worthwhile.
I hung out with Thom last night and he told me about this video (in between bouts of insulting our mother’s lady bits). I never realized just how misunderstood poor Marty McFly really was.
I think this whole upping-my-caffeine-intake thing is really helping me focus, don’t you? I wonder what the plural of platypus is…
Oh. My. Goodness.
I LOVE THAT PATRICK STEWART GRAPHIC.
And yes, I had to type that in “all caps”.
Rachel´s last [type] ..Tuesday cat blogging It’s true
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Oh good. It’s not just me. Because, truth be told, usually it’s just me. And Indiana Jones. Obviously.
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Platypi, obviously….
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*smacks forehead* Did you know babies are called puggles? I don’t know if that’s true but someone said it on Twitter so that’s the same as fact, right?
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I love your distracted ADD riddled mind! It takes me all over the place………. like LiLo’s crotch.Sorry..could not resist.
Holly B´s last [type] ..16 And Pregnant – These Hos Make Me Stabby
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It’s like a magic carpet! (Infested with crabs, but a magic carpet none the less.)
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Platypussies.
Wocka…wocka…wocka…
Tom G.´s last [type] ..Caution- Mojo at Work
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I thought of that too! She left it WIDE OPEN.
(TWHS)
subWOW´s last [type] ..Let’s paint the town red
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Like LiLo’s crotch!
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Now there is an Internet Meme we could all love. Let’s make it a Meme so everyone can enjoy this. Like LiLo’s crotch of course.
subWOW´s last [type] ..Let’s paint the town red
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I think it could go viral, like LiLo’s crotch.
Tom G.´s last [type] ..Caution- Mojo at Work
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“Actually, today’s post is all over the place. Like LiLo’s crotch!” *Rim shot* http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true
I have been resisting watching the Whip It song b/c it has been talked about ALL OVER. Even HuffPost. WTF? So the vid here had the honor of teaching me what that song sounds like. I am a lucky lucky girl.
subWOW´s last [type] ..Let’s paint the town red
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I think Willow Smith once performed that song for an audience of three hundred inside LiLo’s crotch. True story.
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I dont know how – but somehow this fits [insert LiLo reference of choice here] into this post. Oh – yea – none of it needed to happen. Anyway its good to see ‘ol GURNEY HALLECK in action.
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I swear that Patrick Stewart has been in more pictures than…WAIT FOR IT…LiLo’s crotch!
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OK – i hurt myself laughing at those analogies-
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Is there a third video/graphic something I’m not seeing?
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You can’t see Broke Back To the Future?
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Not on my iPod. Guess I’ll have to wait til I get to a real computer.
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Too funny. Never seen thet one.
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Snatchalama ding-dong!
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That Willow Smith song is one of those things that make me want to take up arms and go on a rampage (in my head at least). But it’s superbly awesome when applied to that Exorcist clip.
Since when did some ten year old yelling one line into a mike constitute music?
Oh shit. It happened. I just officially turned into my own mother.
The Picard graphic = disturbing my happy place
Vegetable Assassin´s last [type] ..Taste My Pie
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Yesterday I swear Rocco said, “Kids today just don’t know anything about respect.” And at that exact moment, I saw thirty seven gray hairs leap out of his ears into tiny ear hair ringlets.
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Mission accomplished! Now I am too distracted by that graphic to accomplish anything more for today. Going back to stare at it right now.
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To do it right, you really have to apply yourself to the art of slacking off. I’m like a yoda master and shit.
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Great — now I’ll have the Indiana Jones theme song playing in my head all day. But woo hoo! It’s better than having that gawd-awful Whip My Hair song on a continuous loop, so I lucked out!
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I get that mixed up with Star Wars. I’m not a very good geek, am I?
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Brokeback to the Future would have made a great movie, except for Christopher Lloyd.
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Crispin Glover = Great Movie
Just look at Charlie’s Angels.
Ahem.
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COUSIN DELL.
Okay, if you didn’t see Wild At Heart it would appear that I am just a screaming lunatic.
dufmanno´s last [type] ..This Morning I Found a Small Glass Disc in My Ovaltine and Other Assorted Horror Stories
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Because no one would ever, EVER think you were a screaming lunatic if they had seen Wild at Heart.
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Nope! Not a soul. No one would ever go there. Like LiLo’s crotch.
Wicked Shawn´s last [type] ..Attention Whores
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I’m not even sure what that whip it song is all about. I mean…I’d fall down if I kept whipping my hair around like that. I have to say I think you have a real talent for finding rare gems on the internet. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad but it is highly amusing. So don’t stop. =]
♥Spot
Spot´s last [type] ..The one where tigers eat zebras and the cat is out of the bag
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That’s how I found you, right? I’m waiting for Devo smash up.
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That little graphic is MESS UP! Like LiLo’s crotch!
SisterMerryHellish´s last [type] ..What’s The Matter With Misfits
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It’s also messED up…like my super-awesome typing abilities!
SisterMerryHellish´s last [type] ..What’s The Matter With Misfits
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We knew what you were trying to do with that thing…like LiLo’s crotch!
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snatchalam! just like lilo’s crotch. and you thought the title had nothing to do with this post?
pattypunker´s last [type] ..i lost my fun
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Heh. There should be a tube meat called snatchalami.
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I believe that Purple Ghosts are made entirely out of Snatchalami. wocka… wocka… wocka…
Tom G.´s last [type] ..Caution- Mojo at Work
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The ferocity with which that kitten is running has me concerned.
Because my mind has gone blank and my eyes have glossed over at this juncture I am unable to make the segue to the obvious LiLo joke that would include a fast pussycat.
Someone hold my hand and take me there.
dufmanno´s last [type] ..This Morning I Found a Small Glass Disc in My Ovaltine and Other Assorted Horror Stories
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See, now, I’m feeling like there’s a Lilo and Stitch joke to be made about the pussycat…
Falling´s last [type] ..Back Again
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LiLo and Sn…oh, STITCH. Hehe. Nevermind.
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I wonder if the kitten’s claws hurt his delicate scalp. If they do — he obviously likes it.
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I’ll comfort him by licking his scalp. Yum.
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Why, no I’m not being distracted by fun bloggy stuff when I’m supposed to be writing my last piece for the semester, shopping online for family, wrapping Christmas presents, putting lights on the tree and baking stuff. And I appreciate you making that assumption.
Ooooo. I’m going to make popcorn and watch a sappy movie.
Look! My watch is making rainbows on the wall.
I love coffee.
Sarah P´s last [type] ..Change of pace- or did I just blow your mind
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That Indiana Jones graphic has taken me to a whole other level of slacking off – I just finished reading Amelia Beamer’s book The Loving Dead where zombie’s are controlled by the sound of a whip cracking and people use their iphone app (the Indiana Jones app that makes the whip cracking noise) so now I am going to be searching for whip cracking noises all day and zombie stuff too.
LOL
The BrokeBack to the Future was hilarious.
Kimber Leszczuk´s last [type] ..Who is More Stupid Here the Thief or the Victim
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