As per usual, today’s post did not go as I planned. Shocker.
In keeping with NoGoFreBouScanNoMo, I thought I’d sing a song from my soundtrack of sick. “Pennies From Heaven” always makes me smile. Always. And when I’m distracted, I sometimes accidentally write “Penis From Heaven” which also makes me smile. So really, it’s a double win.
Thing is, Mildred is turning into a real diva. I don’t know how she knows when the camera is on, but nothing can keep her away. Today was no exception.
And even though the last thing the world needs is more videos with cats in them, I made another one. Because I could. And really, she didn’t leave me much choice. And I’m too lazy to record it again after spending three hours getting the effing camera to work. Also I’m not at all sure why I wrote “effing” there. Because my delicate, lady-like lips would never, EVER utter the actual f word. Ahem.
Good thing that Mildred is cute. Happy Friday!
The cat tail really MAKES the video, I think
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It certainly adds to the smell-o-vision from my side.
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Happy Friday to you too. You always brighten the day. Remember: “if cats could talk they wouldn’t” so I’m guessing your cat wanted to say the same thing.
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If cat’s could talk they’d say, “Feed me, bitch.”
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It sure made MY Friday happy. Mildred is a STAH darling, a STAH! It made her happy too is all.
I think really she was just trying to sabotage things by sticking her enticing cat butt in the camera but only managing the tail. Joke is on YOU, Mildred.
Also, does someone MAKE capos for ukes? I only have a gigantic Godzilla guitar capo and need a tiny uke one so I don’t have to sing like my pants are too tight or transpose songs into chords that torture me? It’s so hard being me.
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Actually, this is a guitar capo but it’s nice and dainty. Like Herbert. And Rocco’s ankles. But they also make smaller ones for mandolins, etc. Herbert is too thick for that, though. Mine is made by SHUBB and cost like $20 or so. I lurv it because you can hand tighten it, too. When do we get to meet Hamish?
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When I put on pants and brush my hair and stop frightening children with my Scottish accent and devil eyes!
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I don’t wear pants in my videos. Or brush my hair. I bet that accent is charming…
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At first I had a brain fart and wondered why on earth you were covering the most depressing Clapton song ever written. Then I came back to the actual planet on live on and was duly delighted, as I am every Friday.
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Oh lord, Tears In Heaven? That’s suicide on a CD. Yipes. Welcome back to the planet. We missed you.
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thank heaven herbert isn’t union; i was worried he was going to have the day off. (who the fuck puts semi-colons in comments?)
and mildred is a sultry minx. she gives great bedroom tail.
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Oh you should hear him fuss when there aren’t any donuts at the break table. Sheesh.
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Holy crap! How did you keep going through her incessant vlog-bombing?! You are unshakable, woman.
Beautiful as always!
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Anything to avoid having to do it again. Is it weird that I miss interviewing you?
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I don’t know how you kept it together! I was cracking up through the whole thing. You, my dear, are a rock!(er)
Cheers!
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So was Mildred. I keep telling her I need her to be the straight man but she’s nothing but giggles.
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Bravo!! Love the tee. P.S. You’re my penny from heaven.
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You’re actually the size of a penny.
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Mildred is just proving no cone ever got her down. Next you should sing “Cat Scratch Fever” purrrhaps. Snort.
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A whacka whacka whacka.
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Woah, are you wearing a Unicorn shirt?? I LOVE IT almost as much as I adore your singing.
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You can’t see it fully, but it’s actually a unicorn crapping cupcakes! Does it get any better than that?!?!
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Happy Friday.
I’ve never seen Mildred’s full grown face! She’s a patchwork of colors. Well colors and fun. Obviously.
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And I can still fit most of that patchwork in my mouth, FYI.
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Do you sing “Penis from Heaven” when “It’s Raining Men”?
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True story: the title of this post was almost “It’s Raining Mildreds.”
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Oh mah gawd. I love your Unicorn shirt. I must have the Unicorn. Like always you are awesome and beautiful and I don’t mean that in a lesbian way. Just because I can totally respect beautiful women. Just sayin.
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It’s a fabu shirt. No lying. I have the best friends ever.
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dude, seriously, the moment I caught a glimpse of that unicorn tee, everything I was planning to say went straight out the window.
ps…and I am totally kitten crushin’ on Mildred.
pps…I have a great vagina-esque story to tell you, someday I’ll manage to email it to you.
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You do? I love vagina stories! I’ll just sit here and wait while you type it out. I’m all kinds of patient. Really.
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okay here is the cliffnotes version…
basically there is a running joke in my house whenever I say “I’m going to go strum my guitar”, the guys (my husband and our roommate) jokingly say they know I’m really going to my room to play my hoohah. honestly I am a little angel and would never. So one day I talking about naming my new ukulele (oh yes, I bought a uke, and it’s all your fault.) well, my roommate pipes up and says “name it Vagina, so when you say you’re going to strum your vagina, we know you’re just playing your ukulele. but when you say you’re going to play your uke, we know to stay out of your bedroom.” ba dum ching!
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When do the videos start?!? Of the uke. Not the…well.
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wait, do you want a video of me strumming my uke or my vagina? crap. I’m going to end up sending the wrong videos to the wrong people. this could get traumatic.
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I like the addition of the Buggin Word dancer to the weekly Uke broadcast. However, think Mildred want’s her own show. Perhaps she can call it “The Cone Kitty Cabaret.”
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Be careful, she’ll take over Studio 54 before you know it!
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Mildred FTW!
p.s. I am really digging the nasal. So sexy.
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OMG! You are so cute! And I love that your kitty likes your singing!
When I sing my kitty tries to bite me. No lie.
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Not even naked cone-kitty can out-cute you! Though she gave it an excellent shot!
You should sing for yourself more often. I’ve never seen you happier when fondling Herbert.
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Mildred is a great big bag of pennies from Heaven
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It’s early and I’m bleary-eyed so I did a double take at your post title… For a second I saw “Penises from Heaven (ish)”. What does it say about me that that woke me up!
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Just want you to know you and Mildred started my Monday morn off splendidly. Thanks!
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