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Today is the day The sun in the sky Hold on, hold on Cause there is no design for life A dear friend visiting from out of town, a second round of mimosas, De La Soul on the sound system, sunshine = one hell of a Sunday. # So I know I said the internet was closed until Monday, but I’m cheating. See my cousin Patty Mouse is rather ill so I decided to learn this song super fast just for her. Her mother, my crazy aunt Mary, used to sing this song at family functions. Yes, she was a dirty old broad. Then [...] This knowledge may startle you, but I am not a macrame bear. Or a macrame bunny. In fact…I’m not macrame at all. Gasp! And also? You don’t have your calendar wrong. It’s not Friday. (Though it may or may not be motherfucking booze time. I defer to you on that point, Interwebz.) So basically this post is [...] You know how I mentioned in passing I have my little book project I’m working on? Well it’s starting to come together and in the back of my brain, I’m starting to think about next steps – like finding someone to publish it. And this? This is what happens when I’m left alone for more than [...] Rocco: *sound of flushing* Is it possible for onions to move through you that quickly? Me: Definitely. Rocco: Well I guess that explains it then. Be warned, the bathroom smells like White Castle. Now that you’re all ravenously hungry, I have to tell you about my new cookbook – Mosh Potatoes: Recipes, Anecdotes and Mayhem from the Heavyweights of [...] That's odd. My Mac doesn't seem to work well while submerged in water. Go figure. #DamnitCat # Dude. It’s mother fucking booze time, but more on that later. So I went and recorded this silly little song and did my usual upload thing only to find that Balls (of the famous Rocky and Balls) also has a cover of this ditty on YouTube that frickin’ rocks my socks off. But I’m too lazy to [...] The only thing better than drinking a pitcher of beer with my brother Thom is drinking a pitcher of beer with my brother Thom while we play with a cellphone some fool at our table left unattended. That sentence seems awfully bold on second read. To be perfectly honest there are probably a zillion things better [...] |
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