This one’s for the ladies. It’s really just for one lady. Actually, I’m not 100% sure she’s a lady. I just really always wanted to say, “This one’s for the ladies.”
You can all run off and yell at Sister Merry Hellish for requesting this song. Actually, you should really run over to her place so she can better explain why she requested this song. I think I must have missed a detail or two somewhere along the way because it still feels kinda weird – kinda like when you get dressed, leave the house, climb on the bus, and only then realize you’re wearing your spouse’s pants.
Not that I’ve ever done that.
Neither has Rocco.
*cough*
So yeah, enjoy this week’s ukeing like you enjoy a loved one’s dirty pants.
Hopefully I’ll finally get some sleep and maybe (just maybe!) start making sense next week. No promises.








That part where you crossed your eyes was the best.
Bridget´s last [type] ..Inspirational
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Also, tell Thom when he’s ready to run away to Canada, I’m in.
Bridget´s last [type] ..Inspirational
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It’s cold in Canada. Would you consider Mexico? And me?
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What about South America? I always wanted to go there. You could play on street corners for money.
Bridget´s last [type] ..Inspirational
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THANK YOU SISTER/COUSIN!
You couldn’t be more adoraballs!
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Backatcha. I’ve got my favorite mason jar ready for the moonshine.
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You have a favorite mason jar. Swoon.
KeepingYouAwake´s last [type] ..Food Sadness
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I swear if Rocco hadn’t beat me to her!
No matter, I’m going to have my hands full with Thom. That’s what she said.
SisterMerryHellish´s last [type] ..FlashFORWARD Friday! – A BugginHellish Wedding and A Contest!
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I’ll thumbwrestle you for first-in-line. (no indian burns)
Keepingyouawake´s last [type] ..Food Sadness
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You are freakishly talented on that ukelele. I’m not sure I would find a song that details all of the unfortunate responisbilites (dealing with a spouse’s drunkeness, dishes, ect) of marriage romantic but to each his own I guess.
I’m totally motivated to come over and do your dishes now though. Even though I have a sinkload myself. You’re just that compelling.
♥Spot
Spot´s last [type] ..The one where I lose a tooth in a pumpkin carving accident
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Good news! The sink is full to overflowing. I’ll go ahead and open this box of wine so it can breathe a little.
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If sense you start making, what fun will that be?
MJenks´s last [type] ..Thats Fine- Dear
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Wise are you Yoda.
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Apologies I must issue; for the greater part of the day, writing in Latin syntax, I have been attempting.
MJenks´s last [type] ..Thats Fine- Dear
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SisterMaryHellish said we had to comment on both blogs with the movie this song came from and who sang it, and I’m pretty sure it was Robbie Hart singing in the movie The Wedding Singer.
Liz´s last [type] ..Chocolate Chip Cookies!
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Congrats Sweetie!
SisterMerryHellish´s last [type] ..FlashFORWARD Friday! – A BugginHellish Wedding and A Contest!
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She’s kinda pushy, isn’t she? In-laws. Sheesh.
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I’m not pushy, I just know what you should be doing.
SisterMerryHellish´s last [type] ..FlashFORWARD Friday! – A BugginHellish Wedding and A Contest!
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Elly, I *heart* you.(The leopard print is quite fetching on you)
Congratulations Thom and SMH! Hey, this means we finally have a wedding that we all get to crash!!! Woohoo!!!!!
subWOW´s last [type] ..Reality bites No Reality kicked my ass
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Bless your heat! You don’t have to crash it! You’re on the guest list! My creepy Uncle Earl is bringing you, right?
SisterMerryHellish´s last [type] ..FlashFORWARD Friday! – A BugginHellish Wedding and A Contest!
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I’m still not wearing a butt bow.
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You’ll wear it and you’ll like it!
Ok, I AM pushy.
If it helps it’ll be in dirty Jersey leopard print!
SisterMerryHellish´s last [type] ..FlashFORWARD Friday! – A BugginHellish Wedding and A Contest!
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I’m crashing it, and I’ll have room for anybody who wants to enter in style. You see, I’m going to arrive in a rented monster truck with a hay trailer and a giant set of truck nuts on both. I’d be honored to chauffeur you on your special day, with an extra load of hay for the ride out (if you know what I mean).
KeepingYouAwake´s last [type] ..Food Sadness
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OMG! I’m going to be an aunt?!?!
I can’t believe I just typed OMG. No more Twilight for me. At least until 8pm. Ok 6.
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Put your hand right here (Not THERE!) and you can feel the flippers!
PS: We’re registered at the Dollywood store and Leslie’s House of Pools.
SisterMerryHellish´s last [type] ..FlashFORWARD Friday! – A BugginHellish Wedding and A Contest!
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They’re all out of plaid towels in your colors… Could you use more of these snake traps instead?
Keepingyouawake´s last [type] ..Food Sadness
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I ain’t going nowheres that’s gots snakes.
So yes to more snake traps and I’ll bring extra fuel for the flamethrower. Don’t waste it all on snakes though. I want to use it for the light show that will accompany your uke concert.
Keepingyouawake´s last [type] ..Food Sadness
Moonshine and pyro? My uncle tried that combination once. Once.
I don’t know how snake traps work but yes, please bring them in a trailer behind the monster truck. But only if you can still have the truck nuts dangle with the trailer hitch in use.
I’m sure we can rig them up with some clothes hangers.
KeepingYouAwake´s last [type] ..Food Sadness
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I’m telling you, barefoot on the beach at sunset with you singing this after the vows.
You aren’t getting me to give up my dream of Pattypunker braiding tiny bones in my hair and wearing a sarong.
dufmanno´s last [type] ..Friday
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i’m assuming it’s one of them there euro beaches and we’ll be topless dufmanno. let’s make it a double wedding. elly’s wearing a wide-brimmed lid in cougar print, of course.
pattypunker´s last [type] ..my mental illness
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Rowr!
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Hey, wait, so I don’t get to bring my sexy new lesbian lover/bellydancer/snakecharmer to the wedding/Dllywood visit? What the what?? Elly, you better keep KYA’s snake traps away from my gal’s snake or I will throw one of Duffy’s bones at him and his nutsack hangin’ monster truck.
Also, no leopard prints on you at this shindig, you will totally steal my girl. *swoon*
Wicked Shawn´s last [type] ..Week In Review- Yeah- I Know I’m Late
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Does Thom know about all this?! Just checking…
subWOW´s last [type] ..Reality bites No Reality kicked my ass
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So far? I don’t think so. Mom’s in though. As is the oldest brother. Keep you posted as updates arrive.
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Love the Wedding Singer! But you blow away Robbie hart… just saying. Cheers to the newlyweds! (I think?)
Eman´s last [type] ..A work in progress
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In all seriousness, that song made me tear up BEFORE Elly put her adoraballs stamp all over it! Now it’s practically unbearable! And I LIKE bears!
SisterMerryHellish´s last [type] ..YouTube How-Tube- D is for Dougie
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Your brother is so creeped out right now.
I, on the other hand, am charmed.
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god i love everything about you…jusst thought you should know
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first, why am i always late to the party? and second, can i go to this wedding? i know tricks. not like magic tricks, and not like hooters girl tricks, but somewhere in between. i promise i’ll show you if i’m invited.
Elly, you are amazeballz as per usual.
kg´s last [type] ..two thumbs up for rumors and harlots
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You take request?? Ima have to get back to you on that… great video !
Holly B´s last [type] ..Tombstone Tag
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That was my favorite so far! What a great song and you have a great voice. I loved it. Will your brother be singing it next Friday?
Chickensconsigliere´s last [type] ..Chicken Vs Blog Union
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I wish I could play the uke like you

you rocked the song!
Barb´s last [type] ..Jam packed weekend
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What a lovely song. I can see why she requested it. And you, Dear Elly, are one talented and hot chicka!
Kernut the Blond´s last [type] ..I Break Out in Handcuffs When I Drink Alcohol
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I’m late to the party but I am too busy blubbering to care.
Vegetable Assassin´s last [type] ..I’ll Take The High Road and You Take the Low Road
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You’re back!?!? Oh thank the ukuleles. I was starting to think the mouse won.
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The mouse is toast. Hasn’t showed his damn mousey little fuckface in weeks. I think I insulted him. Or maybe he just heard ME playing the uke? In which case, he might be moving in with YOU. Enjoy that!
Vegetable Assassin´s last [type] ..I’ll Take The High Road and You Take the Low Road
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