This Week’s Tweets

• This is going to do absolutely nothing to improve my reputation. — The Holey Vagina Mary http://bit.ly/cG2A55 @craftastrophe #
• I'm picking on you. http://wp.me/pueVq-1op @keepingyouawake @pugalistatrest @subwow @pattypunker @avapidblonde @rustyhoe @midwesternmamah #
• Why am I craving a glass of ice cold chocolate milk? More importantly, who's going to bring me one? #
• Best thing I've read today: "Hope right? Isn't this what you fuckers are on about all the time?" http://bit.ly/bvbhn1 @bridgetcallahan #
• It's surprisingly cheap to mail plastic kazoos to Australia, FYI. #
• Look out puddles. I've got 20 minutes to kill and I'm wearing galoshes. #
• Me: Aren't you going to say hi? Her: I didn't recognize you with hair. #fuckcancer #
• I just invited my cat to shower with me. I might need to get our more. #
• This is not my best day. I'm almost whiny enough to write a Fiona Apple song. #
• My fancy lunch? A bowl of tortilla crumbs with salsa poured over them milk-and-cereal style. It may be time to hit the grocery store. #
• Why am I just hearing this song now? More importantly, how can I get it out of my head? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE-l4gfiCM8 #
• She's home, but she ain't pleased. http://twitpic.com/2trloz #
• Celebrate #LIVESTRONGday It's the second best day in October. Http://www.livestrong.org/livestrongday #

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• This week’s tweets