Today's @craftastrophe is brought to you by my head cold…and cold meds: Some Things Should Never Be Jewelry http://bit.ly/berKIS #
Dear NPR, I couldn't be more in love with you right now. Noel Coward AND ukuleles! #
If you were going to a party at The Plaza tonight and hoped to convince James Earl Jones to do body [...]
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Election time in Hoboken always makes me giggle. Our last mayor held office a whopping twenty-three days before he was arrested by the feds for embezzling. In fact, most of our former mayors are currently serving time in a penitentiary situation. Corruption is kinda our thing. I know, you’re thinking, “Of course it’s corrupt, it’s JERSEY.” And [...] Last night I was lucky enough to score a ticket to the opening night performance of Driving Miss Daisy (Thanks Keri, I totally owe you sexual favors). I don’t know that I have a whole lot to say about the show other than I LOVE JAMES EARL JONES. I would watch him read articles from a [...] I’m always late. Always. Maybe just sometimes. Ok fine, almost always. I know you’re never going to believe this, but sometimes I get distracted. For example, I just lost thirty-five minutes watching that new Kanye West video. I don’t even like Kanye. Unless you count that first record. That shit was brilliant. But still, I’m not sure [...] Did Pippi Longstocking's "anger issues" ever make you uncomfortable? Cue the nightmares… — http://bit.ly/czcYNq @craftastrophe # This one’s for the ladies. It’s really just for one lady. Actually, I’m not 100% sure she’s a lady. I just really always wanted to say, “This one’s for the ladies.” You can all run off and yell at Sister Merry Hellish for requesting this song. Actually, you should really run over to her place so she [...] This morning I had to do some pressing research (Do hermaphrodites have ovaries?) so I swung on over to the esteemed reference site Google – because if it’s on the internet, it’s fact, right? Word to the wise: never, ever do research on hermaphrodites before finishing your breakfast, Interwebz. It’s all Rocco’s fault. If he hadn’t started [...] So just to summarize the week so far: I watched a “comedy” that left me sobbing, I forgot my vagina story, and instead of finding a loving supportive group, I discovered I’m one of a whopping three people that vacuums their oven. And I haven’t even told you about my cat Lucy’s latest debacle involving brussel [...] |
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