That’s Not a Snakeskin

Well according to Ryan, you guys like it when I keep you updated on current events.  That, my lovelies, is why I’m bringing this article to your attention.  It might even be better than the chick that got arrested for shaving her pubes while driving.  You’re welcome.

A Georgia woman said a weekend outing turned into [...]

Publish This Book

It started over lunch with a friend.

Melissa is smart as a whip, well spoken, and deliberate with every thought and action.  But for some reason, she is still willing to occasionally meet with my grammatically challenged ass to discuss writing and gab about life in general.

Melissa:  “I have to tell you about this book I’m reading.”

Me:  [...]

This Week’s Tweets

Just passed a farm stand selling 50 lbs of potatoes for $12. Um, Maryland? What the hell do you do with 50 lbs of potatoes? #
So what does Dad says to a crew of sleep deprived, hungover peeps? "It doesn't matter if it's real, it just has to exist." Oh my head. #
I have to catch [...]

A Bitchin’ Sangria Recipe

Herbert broke a string, so I’ve got no uke-ical stylings for you today.  I know.  You’re destroyed.  But I promise I’ll learn something for next week, k?  Feel free to make your requests in the comments.  (Yes Kelly, I’m working on Iron Man already…)

I have my quarterly date with Aloysius later this afternoon.  Nothing says “Happy [...]

Car Talk

I’m back, bitches.  I’ll give you the highlights of Ocean City next week, but I would be remiss if I didn’t at least try and convey what it’s like to spend hours in the car with my husband and little brother.  This basically sums up all the conversations we had…you know, in between Thom plunking away [...]

Squatter

Today’s post is from the devastatingly beautiful, tube sock-swinging Kelly of Dufmanno fame.  If I had to describe her with a single word, it would be “vagtacular.”  Good thing I didn’t call her that BEFORE asking her to guest post, eh?

Leave aside for one second the question of WHY Elly let me guest post on her [...]

For The Birds

Today’s grammatically correct and well written post is from the surprisingly tall RySal.  You can normally find her baking away while listening to They Might Be Giants over at For The Birds.  She has, quite possibly, the sexiest set of legs I’ve ever seen.  But because I was warned she was a wee bit shy, I [...]

Not Quite Burnt Bread

I survived the wedding, but now I’m off trying to survive the after, after, after party in some ridiculously tanned and buffed land called “Ocean City.”  Since it’s probably not wise for me to continue crawling back up onto the roof just to capture this weak-ass pirated wireless network, I’ve lined up a few guest posts [...]

This Week’s Tweets

Not accomplishing anything today is really taking it out of me. #
What happens when you combine alcoholic beverages, roadkill and taxidermy chemicals? It ain't pretty. http://bit.ly/cbnJYd @craftastrophe #
Holy Bizarreness, Batman. Is anyone else listening to Christoper Walken on NPR? #
Know how I know my cats love me? They puke IN my shoes. That way the stains [...]

The Ukeagy

The Lonon clan has descended on Maryland in anticipation of this weekend’s Great Gwatification, so I tricked my little brother into joining in on my ukulele fun.  Turns out he learned four whole chords over the course of our four and half hour drive.  For those of you not good with math, that’s almost a chord [...]

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