I can’t believe I am actually posting a video of me attempting to sing and play a ukulele. Well, the good news is my family will now have more than sufficient evidence when the have me involuntarily committed. You should probably go read a different blog now and skip this video entirely.
Run. Now. Don’t look back. Definitely don’t click play.
The sirens in the background at the end? Yup. That’s the Hoboken PD coming to arrest me for my crimes against music. I am so, so, very sorry.
You couldn’t be any cuter if you wore a little hat while singing.
Miss you, bunny!
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Note to self: next time wear a tiny hat. And drink before attempting such silliness. Lots.
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THAT WAS AWESOME. SERIOUSLY. Why I had goose bumps, I don’t know. P.S. You are beautiful and I don’t mean that in a lesbian way.
Virginia´s last [type] ..VAGCOM – Safe for non-vagina users!
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It’s ok. My Bieber hair does that to people. Mostly lesbians.
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Can you bring this and sing me to sleep at the Hilton every night?
I can’t emphasize enough how awesome this is.
Kelly´s last [type] ..It’s Riddled With Insane People
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Heavy metal lullabies? On a uke? Even I’m a little intrigued…
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Very cool! I’ve been trying to learn that song on my ukelele, on which I have very marginal talent and skill (at best).
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*fist bumps* Word to marginal talent and skill! We gotta represent!
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UGH! i was so looking forward to watching this but my work computer is the bulls balls (yeah, not sure either) but from the blips i was able to make out in between buffering i see that you, YOU!, are ADORABLE and seeing you in (semi)action makes me wish that i had a CLUE how to play MY uke which just sits around lookin’ pretty and collecting dust.
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You should probably thank your employer from shielding you from such horror. Also? I’m totally going to start saying bulls balls, too.
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I adore you 12% more now.
Andrea´s last [type] ..Fever
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What would it take to make it up to 15% more? I should probably tell you latex clothing is off the table already.
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Dude.
1. You are making cords.
2. You are singing in tune , and actually singing the harmony . It’s awesome.
3. Take that up a notch, and I’ll accompany you on drums.
The Sweetest´s last [type] ..Touching Rays
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Throw in a kazoo and we can take this show on the road!
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*points at you*
You
*makes heart with hands*
complete
*points at self*
me.
kg´s last [type] ..Kickin It Old Testament
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*slurp*
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I think your rendition is as good as the original by Iz! Plus you’re much, much cuter!
Debra She Who Seeks´s last [type] ..Another short break
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If I eat another piece of cheesecake I’m going to look just like Iz. Well…with Justin Bieber hair.
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Elly, I love you. You do not suck. I smiled all the way through this. It was great. Rock on, Sister. Thanks for the smile. Next time, hmmmm, Beautiful World? A little something from Jack Johnson? Looking forward to it.
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Aw shucks. If you’re not careful, it’ll become a regular Friday thing.
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Very nice! Makes me want my own Herbert.
Tara´s last [type] ..ZoomAir
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DO IT! But be warned, it’ll be all you want to do for weeks on end. We can Skype duets.
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Herbert is cute. I also like your Bieber hair.
Have you seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO1QM2rH3KE
Something to aspire toward.
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I LURV them. I’m all about “I Heart You Online.” Clearly I need someone with harmonizing skillz for my next breakout hit. You busy next Friday?
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Yes, this makes me heart you so much more.
Holly B´s last [type] ..ZOMG Caturday Kitten Is Pissed – Its About To Get Ugly
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I heart being hearted.
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Great blog! Glad I finally checked it out!
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How funny! I just bought your book! Great minds…
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That’s it.
Will you be my Internet girlfriend?
Sarah P´s last [type] ..Men are from Mars- Will you touch my penis
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Does it involve you selling my used panties online? Cause then definitely!
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Now, you know something interesting . . . . I actually quite enjoyed that. Of course I do have a music disabilty . . . . lol
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I’m just relieved no one was permanently injured.
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Hella cute!
beta dad´s last [type] ..Drugs have no effect on me
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…from a guy that actually plays the guitar quite well! I’ll take it!
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Oh, so you’re the one! Thanks for buying it!!
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Wow. You are even more adorable than I thought you were. I’m definitely going to have to up my stalking of you.
I mean cute, funny and you can play the ukelele. Does it get better?? If only you were a little younger and not married. You’d be Sean’s dream girl. And then I could be your mother in law instead of just your stalker. *sigh*
♥Spot
Spot´s last [type] ..The one where I totally ramble on because thats what I do best
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Hey, how the hell did I miss THIS stellar post? You’re even singing that rotund Hawaiian guy’s version of “Over the Rainbow”. So gorgeous. And what the hell woman, you can’t sing? I think you lie!
Plus the rock and roll ending? Dude. Awesome.
P.S. You’re so pretty! I always envision uke players as having goatees and those big cable sweaters but you hide yours well!
Vegetable Assassin´s last [type] ..My Middle Names Are “Refined Elegance”
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That’s because my goatee is in my pants.
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