This Week’s Tweets

• Um, Itunes? What happened to all my music? There's no way I have the same number of Police songs as I do Rod Stewart songs. Boo. Hiss. #
• Everyone should own a handbag that occasionally needs waxing: The Purssy http://bit.ly/adhkxg @craftastrophe #
• Why is it that every time I send someone a link, their first response is, "Will I get fired?" I'm getting a bad rep. #
• I know it's gross, but sometimes (like a perfect rainy afternoon) I like to stand in the gutter and feel the water rush over my flip flops. #
• Out at a bar and overheard from frat boy dude, "What?! I watch Glee!" *stern looks from his friends* "Last season, not THIS season. #
• Should one let a bottle of red wine "breathe" before pouring it into an aluminum bottle and shoving it in one's purse? #
• Started the evening with Sushi. Now it's time for genital origami. #
• I just passed up the chance to have drinks with a penis puppeteer. What was I thinking? #
• Dear Drunk Dude, call me sweetheart one more time and I will punch you in the face. Further regretting my earlier decision. #
• Is it a full moon or something? Just had some guy tail me for a block while talking to Lord Vader on his phone. #GetMeOutOfManhattanSTAT #
• Moments after getting paid by @craftastrophe I found this on Etsy. Quick, someone be my enabler and tell me to buy it. http://bit.ly/caL3eY #

Try A Little Something Different

• Stiff (as in Cadaver, not “Bored Stiff”…but Now That You Mention It…)
• Paperweight
• Deep Space Boob
• Hero
• Driving Miss Solid Potato Salad