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First off, I just saw something that made me laugh so hard I peed a little. I’m just going to assume you need to laugh that hard too so:
I’m pretty sure that little girl is singing “Big Booty Bitches” while she stomps on those tulips. I certainly can’t stop. First thing I [...] I’m a wee bit punchy these days – but not so punchy that I think anyone would really notice. I mean, every girl occasionally bursts into tears when their drugstore is out of milk or laughs maniacally when the cashier asks, “How are you today?” Yesterday, I gave myself a five minute break to read my email [...] I went to visit Mildred last weekend. I crossed at least three different bodies of water to cuddle with my kitty-to-be. She’s even cuter in person. Kittehs. Yum. Let me tell you, sitting on the floor while seven kittens climb all over your legs is just about the best mood enhancer ever. Unless you’re wearing low rise [...] Sometimes being a whore really pays off. Oh and speaking of whoring, excuse me while I pimp myself out further and encourage you to visit my post over at Craftastrophe. I seem to have a gift for finding creepy dolls. Back to the whore at hand…oh wait…that’s still me. I’d been going through a bit of a dry [...] Seems my iPod is feeling a little sappy. Quick, someone lend me a lighter. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ovt5y # For this post to make sense, you might need to read about how I spent my last Earth Day and met Melora Love. Melora and I met for drinks last night, now that we have an official standing date to meet for drinks each and every Earth Day. I suggested we meet at a tiny, quiet bar [...] Happy Anniversary, my fellow tree-hugging hippies! I may even skip my shower today and conserve a bit of water. Then again I skipped my shower yesterday so I’m rapidly approaching oil-spill levels of grease. I’ll pack my lunch instead. I’ve only been replacing my cleaning products with home made concoctions for about a year, but I’m continually amazed [...] On a rare evening when both Rocco and I were at home, we stumbled upon Analyze That on the boob tube. Every time De Niro made a snarky comment about bumping someone off, Rocco would turn to me, grinning widely as if to say, “Aren’t gangsters just the BEST?!?” Then he’d bounce in his seat a [...] As I mentioned yesterday, in anticipation of going into an office somewhat regularly, I decided to get a haircut. I wanted something between my usual Super Cuts and the mad expensive Bumble and Bumble of my previous life. I strolled down Hoboken peering in windows, trying to find a salon that struck my fancy. I came across [...] |
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