This Week’s Tweets

• I've never thought of fish as sexy before today but DAMN! http://bit.ly/acF7lT #
• OH "He's NOT my bastard son. Stop calling him that. #
• My evening is looking pretty promising. http://twitpic.com/124ki4 #
• Practicing my "I'm not crying there's something stuck in my eye" face. Goodbye parties suck. #
• Do I even have to say it? #
• Have to go change my underwear after a phone call from my mom. As per usual I pissed myself laughing too hard. #
• Dear Snow, sucking off my boot in one of your icky drifts is NOT the way to win me over. I repeat: Boo. Hiss. #
• I can't stop watching this. I'm almost inspired to start wearing t-shirts again. http://bit.ly/9InSs6 #
• At least three times a week I see paramedics wheeling a gurney into the pharmacy across the street. I know hospital service sucks, but DAMN. #
• What asshole got a hold of my computer and added Rod Stewart to my iTunes!?? My hard drive fails and I'm left only with Rod?! I'm in hell. #
• Are you frickin' kidding me? Nicole Kidman did a cover of Prince's Kiss? And It's on my computer? Who did this and why are you so mad at me? #
• Fortress of solitude. #
• I can't believe I'm not on my way to NC. How am I missing Dad's retirement party? Yet another reason to hate the snow. Grumble. #

Try A Little Something Different

• National Poetry Day
• Butt-Dialing
• Taint My Fault
• The Perfect Body
• Vaseline