This is what happens when I leave my cell phone unattended in the presence of my sibling:
The worst part? Thom didn’t set the reminder so I totally missed the appointment. Poor Rocco’s been walking around with an unshaved taint for like eight days now! I’m the worst wife ever.
It’s supposed to take an hour? That’s some hardcore shaving, or does that include recovery time?
.-= KeepingYouAwake´s last blog ..On the Job Training =-.
[Reply]
How long does it usually take you?
[Reply]
I don’t shave that area… There was a … mishap. Now I use Nair.
.-= KeepingYouAwake´s last blog ..On the Job Training =-.
[Reply]
* *
() That was my completely horrified vagina face.
[Reply]
That is fucking awesome. You should be ashamed. Nothing worse than a stubbly taint.
.-= mepsipax´s last blog ..Panic at the deli =-.
[Reply]
Well we settled for a french braid this morning so it wouldn’t be too unsightly.
[Reply]
Jeez, and Tiger Woods thought HE had incriminating stuff on his cell phone!
.-= Debra She Who Seeks´s last blog ..Gypsy Letter #1 =-.
[Reply]
Imagine if he’d had a hold of that thing for more than 30 seconds! Thank goodness I’ve never, ever, EVER done anything that might inspire vengeful thoughts from ANY of my siblings. *polishes halo before plopping back on head*
[Reply]
It’s things like that that make me kind of wish I had a brother.
Hilar.
.-= LiLu´s last blog ..The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XXII =-.
[Reply]
I fill my sister’s calendar up with necessary reminders such as “National Kick A Stranger Day” and “Reminder: Feed whore in the attic!”
(I’m very mature)
.-= Miss Spoken´s last blog ..Roll It Like a B-Side: The Interviews =-.
[Reply]
…and now I am adding you to the ever growing list of people that aren’t allowed to meet my little b. Unless you want to marry him. I could totally dig having you as in in-law.
[Reply]
I took your bait and clicked on the word “taint.” THAT was a mistake. Sometimes I hate that you can’t unsee things.
.-= Andrea´s last blog .."Stand by your man" =-.
[Reply]
Would you believe that was the least disgusting thing I could find that still explained the taint? This is my “I’m mostly sorry I traumatized you but I’m still laughing AT you a little vagina face.”
[Reply]
Love little pranks!! Also, the pic displays perfectly why the taint shouldn’t be left ungroomed. (this is my mischievous vagina face)
.-= Wicked Shawn´s last blog ..Wicked Girls…….We Aren’t Your Target Audience =-.
[Reply]
Well hell. Clearly I need to follow KeepingYouAwake’s Nair example.
[Reply]
Missing things like that is exactly why I hire skywriters.
.-= moooooog35´s last blog ..Panning for Golden Showers =-.
[Reply]
I get my taint done at the corner barber shop for $3.00.
They do my dog too for an extra $1.00 or an open mouth kiss.
.-= Amanda@BrilliantSulk´s last blog ..Are You Out? =-.
[Reply]
From you, the dog, or the taint?
[Reply]
It’s a really weird three way thing. Too hard to describe. I’ll take a photo next time.
.-= Amanda@BrilliantSulk´s last blog ..Are You Out? =-.
[Reply]
HAA I clicked taint too! Had to. Sorry I did. Not really.
.-= mrsblogalot´s last blog ..The Secret Is Out =-.
[Reply]
I have pictures of me taking a picture of my husband taking
a picture of his balls with our friend Calebs phone…its a merry
little circle I live in. Then we post stuff like that to his FB page
with the status Caleb’s balls just dropped..weee!
.-= A Vapid Blonde´s last blog ..WTF Wednesay: The Graffiti Continues =-.
[Reply]
My Mother Superior just had a religious caniption fit. Even though I’m not even sure nuns know what a taint is.
.-= Kelly´s last blog ..Robot Love =-.
[Reply]
I love your brother. I think it runs in your family. I love your whole friggin’ family. I want to buy your mom a REAL pearl necklace that’s how much I love your clan. AND, thank you for the American education: I clicked on the link to taint. One more thing now I know…
.-= submom´s last blog ..WTF Wednesday: The Price of Tomatoes =-.
[Reply]
I had to follow the link to find out what it was. My poor eyes. Half an hour of looking at those diagrams…
.-= pixielation´s last blog ..The strangeness of kinders =-.
[Reply]