Thom: I had a revelation the other day.
Me: With Jesus and everything?
Thom: Yup.
Me: Bring it.
Thom: Tom Brokaw is the same age as Mom.
Me: For reals?
Thom: He was being interviewed and said he was almost 70.
Me: And how did that get you to Jesus.
Thom: He was 33 when he died and 33 is a multiple of 3 as is 69.
Rocco: That was some pretty impressive bullshit for making it up on the spot.
Rocco: Peg said your dad is real excited about this weekend.
Thom: What, has he been nipping?
Me: Yes Thom, all day. Can’t you hear the conversation now? “Goddman Peg, my nipples have been hard all day. I guess I’m real excited to see the kids.”
Thom: “I’m chafing!”
Rocco: How long is this one?
Me: Google maps says we’re not even in the traffic yet. It doesn’t go all red and black for a couple miles.
Thom: We’re in pre-traffic – the milky white discharge that happens before you hit the traffic.
Thom: So my buddy has a new pick up line he’s threatening to try.
Me: This cannot end well.
Rocco: Well what is it?
Thom: “Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?”
Ha haa…love the last one. I think I will try it out.
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It’s hard to believe that guy is single (and without a criminal record), isn’t it?
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Oh fucking hell… I loved it.. Especially the new pickup line…. epic. The nipple chaffing was good too…Not that nipple chaffing is good. See, this is why I don’t talk much.
.-= mepsipax´s last blog ..Ifuck =-.
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Thom says you’re welcome to use the line so long as you share the spoils.
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Ooooh, my kinds of guy. I love the smell of chloroform and unconscious sex.
.-= Miss Spoken´s last blog ..The Whore’s Head =-.
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I read that too fast and could have sworn you said “unicorn sex.” I may need to catch up on sleep. Fortunately we have plenty of chloroform.
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Look at you road bloggin’. What does chloroform smell like? I imagine one is passed out and bound in the backseat before they get a chance to think about that.
.-= Kelly´s last blog ..The Cult of Mediocrity =-.
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Haaaaaa! That line works on me every time
.-= Mrsblogalot´s last blog ..The Sex Ref =-.
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For the purposes of enjoying this even more, I’m pretending that these conversations are not happening in the privacy of a single car, but perhaps on a cross-country bus. In front of some Republicans.
(I almost wrote nuns, but thought Republicans was funnier…agreed?)
.-= Falling´s last blog ..If Only Jack Had Invoked This Rule =-.
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Agreed! If we were on a bus we could be boozing it up! I’m sure that would make for much tamer conversations.
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I would be totally into to sniffing your friends chloroform rag…please. I think it sounds nice.
.-= magda´s last blog ..Rookie Late Bloomer Discovers Keyboard Coolness =-.
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oh my God! Nipping and pre-traffic both had me choking on my wine! I mean water!
.-= pixielation´s last blog ..buses, brats and bogs =-.
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