Isn’t it awkward when you’re sitting at a dinner party, make a subtle reference to something you’re considering blogging about, and then having one of the guests stand up at the table, point at you and shout, “You used my name!”
Yeah, I couldn’t stop laughing either.
So now that this person reads my blog, I can’t call them out by name anymore. *sigh* (Note that I’m not even divulging gender. Oh wait, that’s not going to work for this story. He’s a dude. Mostly a dude. He’s definitely male. Though I do hear he looks lovely in heels and mascara.)
Let this be a lesson to me. If someone says something funny, publish it as quickly as possible before they have a chance to find your blog and learn that their witty comments have become blog fodder. This dovetails nicely with the previous lesson of don’t ask Mom if references to her sex life are off limits.
I’m way off track here. This was supposed to be short and sweet. It’s too pretty a day to be inside. So I’ve got a joke for you…
Ok, Elly and an un-named male walk into a bar.
Un-named male makes some comment about some smoking hot chick at the bar.
Elly asks, “What – did she just send you from six to midnight?”
Un-named male responds, “More like eleven. Who are you kidding? I’m 43.”
Ah ha ha ha ha. More like eleven. I would totally want credit for that. Or… maybe not. And no, I am not wearing a fucking tierra. Ass.
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Who’s a pretty girl?
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I’ll never look at a Mickey Mouse watch again without seeing penis arms. Thanks, jerks.
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Right…like you didn’t have that problem before. I know you’re a total disnephile.
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humility rocks
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Note to self: get some humility. Think there’s free shipping with that?
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*note to self* find new love of life before current love of life turns 43
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Hey, it could be a lot worse than 11.
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I think 11 is pretty good… but then who am I to judge, I have testicle powder… h’apparently!
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Seriously, I’m still giggling over that, little miss ED.
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Umm, I don’t get it?
Is it because I do have a tiara?
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You’re a pretty, pretty princess – regardless of which hour you happen to be pointing at.
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I had a comment but then saw that ‘Eternally Distracted’ has something called ‘testicle powder’ and now I’m all wondering if it’s powder that’s put ON testicles or powder that’s made FROM testicles or maybe even a mixture of both and – oh look – vomit.
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So much better than you could have ever dreamed, right?!?! Mmmm with honey.
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I’m totally stuck on 11. Like in Spinal Tap – “this one goes to eleven”
.-= Ry Sal ´s last blog ..Will’s Kitchen =-.
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Have you ever heard Super Drag’s Baby Goes to Eleven? It’s fantabulous. http://popup.lala.com/popup/2017894112342049000
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I am so innocent! I didn’t get the joke at all until KeepingYouAwake referenced Penis. Now I am all excited!!! Wait. I think all the clocks in my house are digital so I can’t really enjoy this joke as much as I thought I could… Better start wearing a watch again. Also note to self: Get husband a watch.
.-= submom´s last blog ..Wanker Wednesday: My problems with “The Help” =-.
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…and ED’s testicle powder.
It’s such a rarity for KeepingYouAwake to reference a penis.
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And like any rarity, it’s invaluable and exchangeable for goods and “services”.
.-= KeepingYouAwake´s last blog ..OMFG MAH NEW FONE ROCKZ! =-.
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Haha! My boyfriend told me I can’t use his name in my blog. Sigh…it does make these more complicated coming up with these alias and code names!
.-= herding cats´s last blog ..If I could time travel…. =-.
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I’m sure my husband had an opinion on the matter. I’m also sure I didn’t pay attention. I figured my odds of not upsetting him were 50/50. Not too bad!
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LMAO love of my life never reads my comments on other blogs and such, just reads my blog, so he has no clue what the age reference means, thought todays blog was very sentimental at the end…….hhmmmmmmm, ok, we will go with that..
.-= Wicked Shawn´s last blog ..Wicked Girls…Yes, We Are Human Too =-.
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