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Welcome to the end of 2009, bitches. I can’t decide how I’d rate the year. It was five million times better than 2008, and not just because the lack of toxic chemicals being pumped into my system allowed me to remember and experience the year. That certainly helped, though. Then again I went and drank a whole [...] I’m a little angsty this week for reasons too long and self indulgent to bore you with. Blame it on spending Christmas away from my family. Blame it on chemo brain. Blame it on the economy. Blame it on Rod Stewart. Whatevs. The point is, I read the post below and got all kinds of sentimental [...] In case you missed it, here's my Jersey-styled Holiday Gift to the world: http://bit.ly/7d7dZh #Hoboken # So now that we’ve established I’m going to live forever and not end up married to the ruler of a small third world country, I guess I have to start thinking about what I want to be when I grow up. I’m not exactly itching to return to the daily grind, but I can see the value [...] Since it’s a “family” holiday and all that jazz, I thought I’d try and not curse in this post. Seeing as how that’s like asking me to not breathe, I obviously can’t do it for very long. So I’m stealing someone else’s post. It’s lovely, and thoughtful, and appropriate in my mind. She also put her spin [...] I dreamt I was an old lady. I walked with a cane and wore ugly orthopedic sandals over thick rag socks. I puttered about in the tiny cozy kitchen in my tiny cozy house as an even older Rocco handed me a beautifully painted casserole dish. I dusted it with flour while Rocco carried a cheese [...] I spend a lot of time talking about how weird my family is. Today, I’d like to mix it up and talk about how weird my in-laws are. Specifically, I’d like to focus on my sister-in-law, Meg. While she claims she is of a perfectly normal height, I’m pretty sure Chelsea Handler would mistake her for a [...] |
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