All Systems Go

Danielle:  Pardon my apartment, the mouse situation is getting worse.

Me:  You should get a cat.

Danielle:  I have a system.

Me:  This I gotta hear.

Danielle:  I shove these plastic shopping bags under the doors so I can hear a rustle when they come out of hiding.

Me:  …and what do you do when you hear rustling?

Danielle:  Squeal like a little girl and run.

Me:  Good system.

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