Me: So where are all these alleged wineries that line the Hudson Valley?
Rocco: Why? Are you thinking we should buy one and run it together?
Me: Hell’s no. That would be the worst idea ever.
Rocco: Why?
Me: Aside from the fact that we’d consume our entire product line before selling a single bottle? We could never, ever, NEVER EVER work together.
Rocco: I’ve been saying that for years. Wait….why?
[Insert incredulous look from both parties.]
Me: Because you’re a total asshole.
Rocco: I’ve been saying that for years, too.
[Insert a dramatic pause.]
Rocco: So what you’re saying is: I’m right.
Me: You are totally right…and an asshole.
Rocco: Why, thank you!
This exchange, while giving me much needed cheer, demonstrates not only why I love you both, but also why you must be doomed to share each other for eternity.
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Ditto!
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