Me: Let’s grab lunch while I’m in NC, babe-eee. Can you come to Greensboro?
Lydia: Sure! How about Saturday?
Me: Perfect, where do you want to eat?
Lydia: Anywhere with good ranch.
Me: Mmmm ranch – I’m gonna gain 15 lbs of ranch on this trip. Hazah!
Lydia: That should be the goal of any trip, really. You should gain 15 lbs of whatever native food there is.
Me: Ranch dressing qualifies as a native food?
Lydia: It does here.
And that’s why I love y’all, because you understand how important ranch is to the overall well-being of the meal.
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More accurately stated, it’s the perfect condiment.
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It can be an entire meal, ya know.
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I dare you to find a more perfect meal than cheese fries with ranch. Seriously. I could eat that all day everyday.
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Have you read any of “You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning” yet? I think she might even say Ranch is a native food somewhere in there.
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