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Look out Dad; I’m going to talk about my honey pot again. (Rocco insisted I use that word. He thinks its HIGHsterical.) Well, it’s not my vag up for discussion exactly. This is more of a shout out to all the Twilight fans out there that also possess vaginas. Well technically you don’t actually NEED a vagina [...] I guess I could also call this post Hoboween. Note to self: next town I live in will need to have a name better for merging with holiday titles. I’m feeling lazy today so to celebrate tomorrow’s festivities (my 2nd favorite holiday), I’ve put together some photos of my fellow Hobokenites’ decorations. Let me tell you, these [...] I know you’ve got to be getting tired of hearing about my chemo brain in all my ramblings on the Interwebz. Day after day it’s my go to excuse for the stupid things I do – locking myself out of the house, placing dinner in the oven but never turning it on, continuing to watch Parks [...] Gwen: I really don’t want to go this afternoon. Me: Why? Gwen: It’s going to be a pap smear factory. Me: Ew. Did you trim your nails? Gwen (looking at nails): Yup, they’re nice and short. Me: Jeez! I was kidding!! You’re going to wear gloves aren’t you? Gwen: Well duh…and by the end of the day, I hope I’m able to [...] Crush Obviously my week got a little off track – a broken heart will do that to a girl. Before I move on from last week’s unofficial fine arts theme, I wanted to tell you about my trip to see Kate’s (my sister-in-law) exhibition while I was in North Carolina. Before we cruised to the gallery, [...] My Simone She smelled like maple syrup. I’ve got no idea why or how, but she did. She’d crawl into my lap and trill in her kitty way that it was time for some sweet, sweet lovin’. I’d rub her kitty cheek bones, stroke her long black hair and lean in for a deep breath of [...] The sun is out, my cat is fluid filled, and the Advil Cold & Sinus is working…look out Jersey, I'm on a roll. # Me: For the record, this October is WAY better than last October. Rocco: I know! The Yankees are in the playoffs and it’s a great time in baseball. Me: Yeah, that’s where I was going [...] Remember my tale of the kamikaze bird that scared the bejeezus out of my ass while in North Carolina? Can you imagine how crazy that would have been if the window had been open? No? I can – because it happened yesterday. I was running late (as per usual) to meet Matt and Gwen for the quintessential [...] Me: I saw your boyfriend last night. Mom: Which one? According to you I’ve got boyfriends all over the place. I’ve only got ONE boyfriend. Me: …and a husband. Mom: Oh…and him. Me: Tell him I love him, too – even if you don’t let me talk to him. Mom: Well he’s been right here beside me the whole time. I [...] |
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