Parental Pet

Mom:  So I was talking to our neighbors some today…

Me:  Yeah?  You guys going to be BFFs?

Mom:  I don’t know about all that.  She has a really nifty cat.  I told your dad…you know how he keeps talking about getting a cat…that when we’re ready to get his stinking cat it should be this kind of cat.

Me:  What kind of cat is it?

Mom:  Damn it!  I KNEW you were going to ask me that!  I started this conversation and as soon as I said “cat” I said to myself, “Well she’s going to ask what kind of cat it is and I have no idea!”


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