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Two months later, we’ve finally heard back from our title company. The news ain’t good. I guess it isn’t horrible, either. First, let me back track and catch you up. Many years ago in a magical land called Washington Heights, our hero (I won’t use the feminine version in case Thom reads this – you know his [...] It’s been a long, and fun-filled past several days, so I somehow lost track of just how long it had been since I showered. After Rocco leaned in, sniffed me, then said, “Yup, that’s you,” I thought perhaps I’d use a little soap today before hitting Wrigley Field. We’re staying with my Aunt Sharon and Uncle John while we’re hanging [...] Rocco: Last time I went to your family reunion I was on good behavior. Am I allowed to just be myself this trip? Me: Writing “Elly’s Bitch” on your nametag is good behavior? Rocco: Your Dad said it was ok. Me: I’m not sure you should look to Dad as your mentor in such social circumstances. Thom: I’m going to [...] Projects 90 I recently visited the MoMA on one of their free Friday thingamawhatsits. I’m all about supporting the arts in theory. I just don’t seem to put my money where my mouth is. It’s a recession, people. The concrete ‘shroom biz isn’t exactly booming. Focus, Elly. Try again. So I was recently at the MoMA and was [...] I'm having a day…and not the good kind. Oh yay, I hear another hairball in the making. # Danielle: That new line of McDonald’s ads make me absolutely crazy. Me: What ads? Danielle: You know those ones with the McCafé coffee where everything is so much better with that silly é on the end of it. They just make me angry! Me: Oh THOSE ads! Yup. [...] New weird post chemo body alert! Well, I don’t know if it’s actually chemo related or more an indicator that I need to eat more bananas. Regardless, I’ve been having this crazy cramping in my hands and feet. It’s really cutting into my productivity. How is a girl to paint concrete ‘shrooms when I can’t undo [...] Happy Birthday Really? I don’t know why Jersey (and Hoboken in particular) get such a bad wrap for being corrupt and mobbed up. I mean, it’s just crazy talk! I’m sure you can find at least another 20 towns who’ve had their mayors arrested…on their birthday…after only a month in office. All the cool kids are doing [...] The Bible Fish gotta swim. Birds gotta fly. Elly’s gotta read the Bible. I don’t know what possessed me to try and stop. That’s like trying to convince a rainbow to stop being a rainbow for a second – Mango to stop being Mango. Such is Elly. I was wrong, so wrong, to even try. I did go [...] |
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