In My Life

Rather than try and be witty here while I’m distracted with a whole mess of anxious thoughts, I’ll just tell you to go read my new piece on Parent.co instead. Because I made it a personal mission to see how many euphemisms for “penis” I could fit into a single […]

Jump Into the New Year

I have this inexplicable obsession with David Lee Roth. My current ringtone is the dude belting out Running With the Devil with no backing music. I hate that song. And yet… I think it’s those kicks of his. No, not his shoes. His literal kicks. I can’t think of a better […]

I Will Find the Positive, Damnit

So. 2016. She’s been…a doozy. And I, too, find myself occasionally referring to her as a “dumpster fire” and “the year that shall not be named.” I mean, it’s hard to have Faith when George isn’t even here any more to tell me I’ve “gotta have” it. And I don’t […]

The Peace Carol (UPDATED)

If you don’t already know about Neil Kramer, you should. He writes with a vulnerability that is compulsively endearing. His eye for composition and beauty in the mundane makes my heart swell. And if you’ve been here for a while, you know I like to participate in his annual Christmahanukwanzaakah Online […]

Save It For A Rainy Day

Once upon a time, a long long time ago, in a city at least twenty minutes away, I worked at a record label. We released a LOT of crap. (Exhibit A) Sometimes the crap sold well. Sometimes it didn’t. But that was the business. That was the gamble. Every now and […]

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