Paul: WHAT IS THAT? Me: What are you talking about? Paul: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? Me: A dress? Paul: That’s what it’s called? Me: I’ve worn a dress before. Paul: You look AMAZING. Me: Thanks, buddy. But it’s just a t-shirt dress. Paul: So it’s like a shirt connected to […]


Bernadette Peters Hates Me

“Again? Who ARE you? Are you suddenly the kind of person who blogs regularly again?” That’s what you were thinking, right? And I can see where you’d start to think that. But really what we have here is a massive case of procrastination. Or maybe it’s prioritization. Or, for the […]

An Open Letter to My Struggling Friend on Mother’s Day

I know, I know. Two posts in less than a week! If Trump as the Republican nominee wasn’t already proof the END OF DAYS was upon us, my sudden prolificness would be, right? But I have a piece up over at Sammiches and Psych Meds today that I thought might […]


Uke Blocked

I love my readers. All four of you. And lately you’ve been asking, “What happened to Ukulele Fridays? Why aren’t you doing those anymore?” So, like most weeks, I tried to record one. This time though, I’m posting the results. I swear I’m trying. Hopefully more soon. Drinking while watching […]

The Pitch Sitch

The conference was so much more than I ever dreamed. So much more. I’m still swooning and high and drunk and giddy….maybe even orgasmic. It was THAT good. As I’m sure you already know, one of Erma’s most famous quotes is: Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the […]

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