Coloring Curse Words

What do you get when you mix wine with a holiday weekend and some coloring pages? Well, I imagine it depends on the family and the coloring pages. But if it’s my family and these coloring pages, you get this sort of conversation. (Names removed because my mother now lives close enough […]

Cool Yule

For the love of freshly licked peppermint sticks HOW IS CHRISTMAS NEXT WEEK?! No, I’m not behind at all. Nope. No reason for you to think that. *licks another envelope, procures yet another paper cut on tongue* It’s been a while since I’ve done one, but this year I again […]

What Alice Forgot

You know how sometimes the Universe delivers you something you didn’t even know you needed? Like a tear-jerking movie when you need a good sob? Or vomit in your hair when you need a nice long soak in a hot bath? Or a song on the radio you used to […]

A Life That’s Good

It’s been a hard couple of weeks, hasn’t it? We’ve seen a lot of hatred and a lot of beauty. That’s not what this post is about, though. At least not directly. There’s no shortage of beautiful, inspiring, and thought provoking things that have already been said on the matter. Today […]

The Key to Happiness is Lamination

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever laminated? I’m asking for a friend. Probably. Attention all employers of the world: if you want to increase your employee retention rate, furnish your office space with a laminator. You’re welcome. In completely unrelated news, I just bought a laminator for my own personal […]

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